Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Ten Signs You Need to Go to Royal Wedding Rehab

This was a cute blog post recently at GetMarried.com  Still obsessing about Will and Kate’s “I do’s” a week later?

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It might be time to quit this future king and queen if any of these symptoms apply to you:

1. You’ve decided you want a tiara for for your wedding…and your shower…and your bachelorette party…and your rehearsal dinner…
2. Your simple church service has now turned into an hour-long procession complete with honor guard and marching band.
3. Suddenly a strapless dress seems so common(er).
4. You keep having nightmares about your MOH stealing your spotlight (maybe that last-minute white dress selection was a bad idea after all?).
5. Your local Starbucks can’t keep up with your daily tea and scone demands.
6. Whiny 3-year-old niece in the wedding? Sure, as long as she’s super-viral.
7. Yes, it is a little weird that you keep referring to your out-of-town guests as “visiting dignitaries and “heads of state.”
8. When you said you were changing your name nobody assumed you meant you were adding “Duchess” or “Your Majesty.”
9. Forcing your groom to wear a bunch of medals he won in high school track and field (in an effort to look more “posh) might be pushing it.
10. Oh sure, demanding your local news station broadcast your wedding live was funny at first, but now they’re seriously considering a restraining order.
Burnt out on the royal wedding or can’t get enough of it? Add your two cents now!

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